"Tequila Sunrise"
Almost one year since i left Paris . I'll have to
celebrate soon . It took quite a long time getting the
boat in good shape but everything's been running
smoothly lately . So i started cruising and only a few
hundred miles later ended up in this lovely little bay
and decided it was time to take it easy . Some people
like to visit as many places as possible . I guess i'm
more interested in chilling and meeting people than
following tourist guide's recommendations . And being
"shipwrecked" here in Maricaban Bay has been great :
good food , cool evenings at the bar , days spent doing
nothing but swimming , snorkeling and reading books in
the Hammock . Then a few boats arrived , and in my
world this means new friends .
"Ocean Boy and his Ocean Girls"
First i have to introduce Reiner . He has to be the
coolest , funniest German guy out there . He lives in
Hong Kong and is on a three months trip around the
Philippines on his sailing yacht , "Ocean Girl" . He's
got a limitless imagination and a great sense of humor
. We've spent many hours together trying to figure out
how to turn the nearby mangrove into a Disneyland
styled attraction for the Korean tourists . The plan is
to drive them around in a dinghy and show them the
local jungle wildlife . All we'd need is a couple of
guys wearing crocodile , anaconda and tiger outfits and
Reiner even suggested he could play the part of the
Hippo . We're going to be rich ... One more beer please
!
"The Dude and his Dudess"
Then there's Marc and Julie . They've just acquired a
38ft catamaran and stopped here to repair their broken
mast ... For quite some time now they've been splitting
their time between their hometown , Chicago , and
Thailand . "Cool dudes" i shall say ... She's a graphic
designer , he's a Rodeo Cowboy / Gun lover / Shooting
instructor / Computer specialist / Sailboat Skipper ...
What the hell , how can you be all that at the same
time without being schizo ! Anyway , apart from all
these defaults he manages to be a cool guy and she
finds the strength to love him :) And for a bunch of
Americans , they're quite educated and apparently even
managed to vote for the right guy this time :) Having a
really great time with them .
"The Gimp"
Mitch , another cowboy , was traveling with them for a
few weeks . He's quite wild so he was only allowed to
come out of his cabin a few hours everyday . He's also
from Chicago and has a fetish for Baby Wipes ... He
left a couple days ago and we miss him a lot . We
suspect he was in a hurry to go back to Manila and
spend more time at the Hobbit House , a bar where only
little people work ...
"Lord Mike"
And then there's Tequila Mike . He's the self-professed
black sheep of a really old Family in Britain . He does
quality control for this place and apart from the fact
that he's English and doesn't drink anymore tequila ,
he still manages to be a nice guy ... He has thousands
of stories to tell of the times when he was just a
gigolo , a windsurf school owner , a restaurant owner ,
a house builder , a ... He claims he imported the first
Bottle of Tequila in Portugal and he is quite fond of
numbers . So far we know that in the course of his life
he's owned 75 cars , 75 bikes , had more than 75
girlfriends no more than 75 year old , drinks 12 beers
a day , been here in Maricaban for 12 years , could
windsurf for 12 hours non-stop and has been doing this
and that better than anyone for 12 years ... Jokes
apart , one thing he does better than anyone for sure
is helping people , and he does this for free .
PRICELESS !
I guess you'll understand my dear readers that amongst
this profusion of German/English/American nutters , it
feels good to be the only sane guy out there . Has to
be because i'm French :)
Vive le France !
B.