
"Tequila Sunrise"
Almost one year since i left Paris . I'll have to celebrate soon . It took quite a long time getting the boat in good shape but everything's been running smoothly lately . So i started cruising and only a few hundred miles later ended up in this lovely little bay and decided it was time to take it easy . Some people like to visit as many places as possible . I guess i'm more interested in chilling and meeting people than following tourist guide's recommendations . And being "shipwrecked" here in Maricaban Bay has been great : good food , cool evenings at the bar , days spent doing nothing but swimming , snorkeling and reading books in the Hammock . Then a few boats arrived , and in my world this means new friends .

"Ocean Boy and his Ocean Girls"
First i have to introduce Reiner . He has to be the coolest , funniest German guy out there . He lives in Hong Kong and is on a three months trip around the Philippines on his sailing yacht , "Ocean Girl" . He's got a limitless imagination and a great sense of humor . We've spent many hours together trying to figure out how to turn the nearby mangrove into a Disneyland styled attraction for the Korean tourists . The plan is to drive them around in a dinghy and show them the local jungle wildlife . All we'd need is a couple of guys wearing crocodile , anaconda and tiger outfits and Reiner even suggested he could play the part of the Hippo . We're going to be rich ... One more beer please !

"The Dude and his Dudess"
Then there's Marc and Julie . They've just acquired a 38ft catamaran and stopped here to repair their broken mast ... For quite some time now they've been splitting their time between their hometown , Chicago , and Thailand . "Cool dudes" i shall say ... She's a graphic designer , he's a Rodeo Cowboy / Gun lover / Shooting instructor / Computer specialist / Sailboat Skipper ... What the hell , how can you be all that at the same time without being schizo ! Anyway , apart from all these defaults he manages to be a cool guy and she finds the strength to love him

And for a bunch of Americans , they're quite educated and apparently even managed to vote for the right guy this time

Having a really great time with them .

"The Gimp"
Mitch , another cowboy , was traveling with them for a few weeks . He's quite wild so he was only allowed to come out of his cabin a few hours everyday . He's also from Chicago and has a fetish for Baby Wipes ... He left a couple days ago and we miss him a lot . We suspect he was in a hurry to go back to Manila and spend more time at the Hobbit House , a bar where only little people work ...

"Lord Mike"
And then there's Tequila Mike . He's the self-professed black sheep of a really old Family in Britain . He does quality control for this place and apart from the fact that he's English and doesn't drink anymore tequila , he still manages to be a nice guy ... He has thousands of stories to tell of the times when he was just a gigolo , a windsurf school owner , a restaurant owner , a house builder , a ... He claims he imported the first Bottle of Tequila in Portugal and he is quite fond of numbers . So far we know that in the course of his life he's owned 75 cars , 75 bikes , had more than 75 girlfriends no more than 75 year old , drinks 12 beers a day , been here in Maricaban for 12 years , could windsurf for 12 hours non-stop and has been doing this and that better than anyone for 12 years ... Jokes apart , one thing he does better than anyone for sure is helping people , and he does this for free . PRICELESS !
I guess you'll understand my dear readers that amongst this profusion of German/English/American nutters , it feels good to be the only sane guy out there . Has to be because i'm French

Vive le France !
B.